Add $50,000 a month in new customer revenue to your brand in 4 months or you don't pay

Using Search Theory to find winning angles that convert cold traffic at scale.

Founder walkthrough · coming soon
Brands I've helped scale
The problem01 / 07

3 Reasons Your Ads Aren't Scaling

1

Searching for winning angles with a bad map

They hand your research to an intern running ChatGPT deep research. A few Reddit threads, some social comments, your reviews pasted into the AI, and that is where it stops. They have no real idea who they are actually talking to, because they are trusting the AI to know. So when it gets things wrong, and it often does, nobody catches it.

2

Burning cash on fancy formats

Influencers, UGC, a booked-out podcast studio. All paid for before anyone has worked out what to say, how to say it, and who to say it to.

3

No creative testing system

Nobody knows how many ads have been made for each angle, which are most profitable, which are quietly burning money, or where to go next. No data. No feedback loop. No growth.

The solution02 / 07

You don't have a creative problem.
You have a search problem.

(This is why 'just make more ads' is not fixing your problem.)

The US Navy had the same problem as you. In 1942, German U-boats were sinking Allied ships across the Atlantic, and the Navy had to find the submarines to stop them. The trouble was scale. A U-boat could be anywhere in millions of square miles of ocean, and there were only a handful of planes and ships to go and look. Search the whole map evenly and you cover all of it badly, and find nothing.

So they handed the problem to a mathematician, Bernard Koopman. His answer became search theory: stop spreading your effort evenly. Work out where the target is most likely to be, send everything there first, then redraw the map as each sweep teaches you more. Finding the one message that turns a stranger into a buyer is the exact same problem. A near-infinite ocean of angles, a limited budget to search it with. So we point the same maths at your ad account, and stop guessing.

A WWII submarine on the open ocean The original search problem. We point the same maths at your ad account.

This is our solution.

A map with one clear route to a marked target
Research

Build the map

We get on the phone with 10 to 20 of your actual customers and let them write the copy for us. Their words, their reasons, the exact moment they decided to buy. By the time we spend a single penny, the ocean is already a fraction of the size.

A magnifying glass finding one winning card in a grid
Testing

Search cheap and clean

Cheap, message-isolating creative across the shortlist. Same format every time, so the only thing moving is the message. We track every angle: ads per angle, CPA per angle, ROAS per angle. Nothing left to a hunch.

A bar chart climbing with a steep rising arrow
Scaling

Milk the winner

We scale the proven winners on a 70/20/10 split and keep searching with the rest. New angles queued up before the current ones fatigue, then carried into fresh channels once they are proven and profitable.

Every winner teaches us something, and so does every dead angle. Run it our way, and every round costs less and finds more than the one before.

What's included04 / 07

What you get.

Real customer research

10 to 20 calls with your actual buyers. Their words become your angles, not an intern's ChatGPT scrape.

All your creative, made for you

Every ad script written, all video edited, statics and UGC creators sourced and produced.

The search-testing system

Our angle-testing system installed and run, so every message is tracked and ranked by profit.

Media buying built to scale

A buying structure that tests cheap, then pours budget into the winners as they prove out.

Landing pages and CRO

Pages matched to every winning angle, plus the CRO to convert the traffic you send them.

Founder-led, fully reported

Weekly performance reports and a direct line to me. No juniors, ever.

The results02 / 07

What happens when you solve these problems?

Three brands, anonymised. Click any one to walk through what we changed and see the receipts.

DTC subscriptionView case →
286 → 2,199
paying subscribers in 2 months
B2C SaaSView case →
+84.65%
MRR growth, $31,571 to $58,297
E-commerceView case →
$241,177
monthly revenue, up from $29,739

A mix of our founder's own clients and brands where he led creative strategy. Every brand's situation is different. Figures are taken straight from the clients' own Stripe and Shopify dashboards.

The founder05 / 07

You work with me. Not a junior.

Cold Angles is founder-led by design. The person who audits your account, interviews your customers, writes the angles and reads the data is the same person on your weekly call. A direct line, not a ticket queue, and not a junior account manager learning on your budget.

Tatsuki ThomasFounder, Cold Angles
Founder portrait
Email players hat tip to Ronaldo Del Luca and Tatsuki Thomas for our new BerserkerMail ads.
Ben Settle#1 email marketer in the world
…the numbers speak for themselves in terms of the number of people on the waitlist, the number of conversions that we did and the number of people who signed up. It's much bigger than we've ever done in the past.
Tina Huang1M+ subscriber YouTuber
One of the only people I trust when it comes to Meta ads
Dylan LaddFounder, Smartcopy
Shut up and feed me.
MomoTatsuki's cat
Where would I be right now without Tatsuki? I'd be lighting money on fire and sucking my thumb in the corner. If you're on the fence about working with Tatsuki, don't wait. Everyone else is going to give you big fluffy advice. Tatsuki works with you in the trenches, he knows the big picture strategy, he knows cold traffic.
Parker WorthEmail expert, 75k+ followers
Your copy is just insane honestly
Igor KudrykFounder, LearnApex
When you need anything regarding copywriting, you need to go with Tatsuki Thomas.
Virgil BrewsterBuilt an 8-figure coaching business
This guy has helped me navigate a lot of copywriting things that I've been working on for my sales pages and just been absolutely excellent at calling out the tiny details that make a big difference in conversion rate.
Alin DraguF500 marketer, bestselling author
Tatsuki is the mind behind some of Money X's biggest launches
Charlie BennetFounder, Scalechain
Man, you're killing it.
Thom BennyCo-founder, Navexa
What do you actually do for work?
My mumFounder of Tatsuki Thomas
Hands down the best Meta ads help I've ever recieved.
Dylan BridgerConsultant to 7 & 8-figure brands
You've got a gift with words (and sales).
Harminder ToorCo-founder, Prompt Entrepreneur
Tat's newsletter is one of the few daily emails I read - and I don't read many. There's always a golden nugget I can apply to my brand and business.
Glenn WritesDR email marketer
Questions06 / 07

Before you apply.

Who is this for?+
DTC brands spending at least $3,000 a month on Meta, or doing $50k+ a month in revenue, who want a founder-led team that respects the brand they have built.
What is the guarantee?+
We add $50,000 a month in new-customer revenue within four months, or you don't pay. We lock your baseline and target in writing on day one.
How fast will I see results?+
Most brands have a winning ad validated and live within the first 30 days. Months two and three are about scaling the winners while we keep searching.
What is the commitment?+
A 90-day initial commitment, then rolling month to month. We only take on a handful of brands at a time so the work stays founder-led.
What does it cost?+
A flat monthly fee plus a performance share tied to the new-customer revenue we add, so we only win big when you do. We walk through the exact numbers together on our first call.
Apply07 / 07

Apply to work with me.

Tell me about your brand. If it's a fit, you'll book a call at the end.

Most brands have a winning ad live within the first 30 days.